We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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