Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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