i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
tell me about the fingering
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