I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
