Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Screwed.edu
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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