I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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