put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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