ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
My pussy is not your playground.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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