yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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