actually, I'm a sock model
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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