how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
and she was petting her beer can
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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