Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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