I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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