The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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