he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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