that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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