how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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