you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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