i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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