So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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