found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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