Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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