hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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