she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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