he puts the penis in happiness.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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