let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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