kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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