i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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