No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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