i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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