Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
