Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You need Xanax blowdarts
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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