but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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