This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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