i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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