Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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