I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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