He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
You don't make any sense
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