Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Shame - the story of my life.
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