i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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