Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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