Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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