I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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