I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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