atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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