VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
