And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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