i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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