thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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