I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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