Jerry, you need to find god
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
now i know why i became what i already was.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
