do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The adults are the big ones right?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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