I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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