It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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