Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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